About Me

June 27, 2007

This is all about me and this site. First off, I will update this whenever I feel like it with whatever I like, and about me? Well, I’m Scotty. I was born at a young age. My liver hates me. I hate it. I shouldn’t be allowed to have a mobile phone when I’m drunk. I am the #1 Trolleyologist in the world and I have the trophy to prove it. If it wasn’t for my wonderful friends my life would have no meaning whatsoever. I love them all, they know who they are. Peace!

I’m a pirate! Yarrrrr!!! Pirates are badass! I am also a ninja. No one fuck’s with ninja’s. In fact, I’m a NinjaPirate.

Oh, and by the way, I brought sexy back ages ago. Screw Justin Timberlake!